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Track Name: "if cr1tikal were a personality core"
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twinkgami:

ryan and i had a conversation about john mulaney the other day and we came to the conclusion that he’d be the perfect ace attorney witness

cosbyykidd:

we—live—to—die:

cosbyykidd:

baddiebey:

Kanye: My white passing wife with a big ass and thick thighs makes your bitch look like a fat dark skinned woman
Y’all: YAAAAS KANYE IS SO CLEVER

when did he say that?

"My b*tch, makes your b*tch look like precious" x Mercy by Kanye West

cosbyykidd

So that was him saying white women look better than black women? Black tumblr is reaching. All he is saying is his girl looks better than yours.

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

gafsketchbook:

This is why i think Avatar should be R rated 

osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

A group of cannibals comes running toward him…
"Well fuck me in the ear."

osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

captindoctormcshepbonesfannibal:

catch-the-star:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

so-many-feels-of-so-many-fandoms:

underhuntressmoon:

technicolorsurrealism:

SOMEONE ACTUALLY EXPLAINED HOMESTUCK TO ME.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY FOLLOWERS WHO ARE NOT HOMESTUCK

THIS IS HOMESTUCK?!

Yeah it’s not so shitty now huh

thank you for this! I have always wanted to know, since I found out about homestuck, what it was about!

WOW IF THIS IS HOMESTUCK COUNT ME IN

thedarkkonoha:

too risky

thedarkkonoha:

too risky

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck